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Ryan Arbon, found wondering the wilderness of Stevenage in the mid 90's, installed in a maroon shirt and placed on a rugby pitch. Believed to have escaped a government science facility, and is in fact the result of splicing tarantula and salmon DNA into that of a laboratory monkey. This also explains his stunted vocabulary, and tentative grasp of English grammar. A few seasons ago he went missing but we just don't talk about that. He also breaks his mates legs, which is why we think Simon Banner is now on the other side of the planet to ensure he isn't victim of Ryan's "friendship".

Favorite Song: Can't touch this!
Favorite Film: Rudy
Favorite Drink: Whatever is in the Banner Manor
Favorite Food: Lamb Boona
Favorite Book: Spot went to the circus

Likes: What everybody else dislikes
Dislikes: What everybody else likes

Squad Members

Player Profile (2024 / 2025)

Squad Members Jacob Adams James Akrill Gary Ayres Dale Baines Adam Baird Stuart Baird Armel Baufume Dean Bird James Bolter Riju Brett Thomas Brown Luke Chapman Harry Chater Pierre De Rancourt Bertrand Debeuf Jaden Elley-Murphy Alexander Gatehouse Elliot Gibson Ryan Godfrey Marcus Goss Tim Guite David Hallendorff Luke Harbottle-Day James Hunt Chris Jenkins Karmarley Jones-Ebanks Mark Kellaway Matthew Knight Paul Ledwith Joseph Lockyer Jack Maydom Sean McGinnity Adam Miles Carwyn Morgan Philip Morris Ewan Rawlings Ruiri Shanahan Alistair Southward Thomas Spratt Max Stallard Peter Stanbury Maximillian Steinbach James Strong Simon Taylor Mark ( Tiddles) Tidey Thomas Tidey Matthew Trussell George Vivian Tom Volker Macsen Ward Alexander Wearing Louix West Luke Weynberg Benjamin Wiggins Daniel Wiggins Ashley Wood Joe Wright	Player Profile (2024 / 2025)
	Name Ryan Arbon Age 37 Nickname boona Player Bio Ryan Arbon, found wondering the wilderness of Stevenage in the mid 90's, installed in a maroon shirt and placed on a rugby pitch. Believed to have escaped a government science facility, and is in fact the result of splicing tarantula and salmon DNA into that of a laboratory monkey. This also explains his stunted vocabulary, and tentative grasp of English grammar. A few seasons ago he went missing but we just don't talk about that. He also breaks his mates legs, which is why we think Simon Banner is now on the other side of the planet to ensure he isn't victim of Ryan's "friendship". Favorite Song: Can't touch this! Favorite Film: Rudy Favorite Drink: Whatever is in the Banner Manor Favorite Food: Lamb Boona Favorite Book: Spot went to the circus Likes: What everybody else dislikes Dislikes: What everybody else likes